By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Spicy
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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LifeAlertTwerk 14

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

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chelsearenaeee 16

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

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iLike2Teabag 27

"Fappy" Bird probably gets lots of people hard.

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hanner12 13

Good for you pal, but no one cares...

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JMichael 25

Good for you 37. You've proven you have no life.

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JustinKirby 20

OP probably reached the lesbian sex scene....

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

There really is a game called Fappy Bird!! Look for it in Play Store. Its about a bird trying to fap and not get caught. Haha!!

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SarahSehhati 40

#78 The man that created flappy bird deleted it because he wanted to go back to his normal life.

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rorburt 11

#90, 78 wrote "fappy bird." And no, the creator of Flappy Bird removed the game from app stores because he was getting shit from Nintendo for using the pipes. He was probably also getting shit from Apple for using unethical methods to get the game to the Top Apps.

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adrianh1090 12

Yet you have a profile picture of a cartoon

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anchorsaweigh003 13

in the Russian Federation, Flappy Bird plays you

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chelsearenaeee 16

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

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LifeAlertTwerk 14

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

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suslord 10

Wait that's not supposed to happen..?

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tpm45 25

I'm fairly certain that's why this is an FML.

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RaptorMARAUDER 9

Sarcasm. Some people get it, some people don't.

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sleepwalker13 25

I don't blame you, I get pretty excited too

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xsydneyx123 28

Okay. 1. Girls don't get "hard on-s". 2. Even if OP was a girl. There's nothing wrong with a lesbian relationship!

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chinaski7628 32

And the symbol at the top indicates OP is a male....

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AngelSpit 18

Didn't you pay attention in sex Ed #47? Girls can get hard ons too (albeit much smaller ones)

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robotiick7 23

56- I think you should pay more attention in that sex ed class of yours...

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ladypunk 8

She's talking about clitorises.

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vipirius 18

56. Except nobody calls those hard-ons

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ThatNutellaTho 6

no they Call it Breakfast for Men .-.

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Karenezzy 20

That's pretty sad...

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heinous966 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Not sure if it didn't make any sense, or if the pun passed 6 feet above my head

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extrasnipes 22

was that a hard pun to make? it didn't cum out to good

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alphabetta 23

#52- erected=elected Still a pretty shitty pun, though.

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thief1434 23

Then you were playing with "flappy sperm." Which is totally gross.

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AngelSpit 18

I erect you just stop while you're a-head, that joke just wasn't ballsy enough.

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HarrisonHarrison 4

Happens all the time. flappy bird is love. flappy bird is life.

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davidpropert 32

Hey, that little fella has a nice butt... It's from all that flapping

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SgtAssCheeks 21

I'm no physiotherapist, but I'll go out on a limb and say flapping wings (or arms) won't target your quads or glutes

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