Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 06:09 - Australia - Mordialloc

Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

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By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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Mama Bear

By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Next time, wait a couple of years

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

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This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:51

You should definitely never see them again.

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:06

Odd family. Be glad your boyfriend doesn't share the same genes.

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sammyjo06 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 22:40

Was your boyfriend standing up for you throughout all of this? If he wasn't, you might want to rethink the relationship.

MasterBob_fml 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 22:54

was the brother hot?

grindzilla 4

Sunday 2 March 2014 0:15

Run for your life.

semih_fml 8

Sunday 2 March 2014 0:20

ach so !

emydoll 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 3:12

If that's how his family acts don't expect too much from this guy

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:00

Australia has trailer parks?

Gus1989 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:37

Now yours is the good family!

brolin_burrito 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 10:58

They sound like a very affectionate family~

Kyle_china 2

Sunday 2 March 2014 19:13

With a boyfriend like that,u'll suffer more

azyjazy713 11

Sunday 2 March 2014 21:58

Nice folks!

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