Miscellaneous: Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying...

By gmd05 - 31/07/2012 14:28 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Time to leave

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:02

Water you thinking? Just faucet, that was an epic fail on your part.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:05

OP is going to look like a broken faucet?

Comments

chicub 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:09

A+ for effort!!!

ImmaB3AST 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:18

Hey, I think she will understand. You at least attempted to try.

99megster 15

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:37

I guess you can offer to buy her a new one and pay for it to be installed? That really sucks, FYL OP :(

Futacy 29

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:38

*scrub* *scrub* *scrub* *CRAAACK!*

YoshiMike13 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:48

#21 of course, im the dumb one that doesn't get whatever you just said. :/ lol

emilyjgraham 34

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:52

the scrub is the cleaning of dishes, the crack is the tap breaking..

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 31 July 2012 19:59

How did you manage to do that?

Prolux_fml 23

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:03

She must have used black magic...

perdix 29

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:06

If you wanted to make her fear your uncontrollable superhuman strength, mission accomplished. For emphasis, you should have crushed a dirty dish in your pitbull jaws and defiantly ;) swallowed the shards.

dead_insects 18

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:08

that definitely would have been impressive!! ^_^

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:13

If you were my husband I would say you did that just so I wouldn't ask you to do the dishes ever again. But your not so I'm sure it wasn't intentional and hopefully she wasn't angry. Just don't offer to do any other chores because I'm sure his grandma doesn't want to keep replacing stuff.