By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

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Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 152
You deserved it 16 380
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CrazyWill 0

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

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Jen_J_the_J 0

hahahahahahahahaha niiice one!!! hate that :P well maybe now itl just b alkward between the two of u so she just wont talk 2 u when she can. which most people would answer "huzzah!" to. then again she might stick u in a chasdedy belt and get a restraining order :S hah great 1st impression ;) do that for ur job interview too and ur set!

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TiniMartini 0

ew u give head? y the **** would u want to put ur mouth on someones dick... god ur ******* sick

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LoudAsThunder 0

...You're ******* retarted. I hope you don't expect any guys to lick your pussy either.

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SubjectDelta 0

Have fun losing bf after bf when you refuse to give head lol, however if you wish to change your ways I suppose I could help you get used to the feeling. I such a generous person, I give and give expecting nothing in return.

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kristenlovex3 0

I think this is the most retarded comment I have ever read. good job!

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amanda_d95 9

154- I don't do that an my boyfriend doesn't mind at all. Just because she respects herself doesn't mean that she's gonna go through life alone. Don't be an asshole

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gabbybmo 5

I love giving my bf a good ******** I guess I'm so sickening lol get a life

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DrFuzzyPickles 9

187 - Okay, I agree with that statement.. Except that you're 15.. That's awkward..

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xNephilim 18

Since when do ******** equal not respecting yourself?

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picturescrazy 24

Stupid ***** :D That's what locks are for, or better yet, waiting until you're REALLY alone >.< YDI

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srunano 4

People are stupid and have the need to insult others to make themselves feel a lot better.Just ignore them, you will live many more years :)

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hickchikheather 0

u shuda asked her if she wanted some tips[=

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darkmis1 17

@45: She gives head for her boyfriends pleasure.....and it's not that nasty as long as he washes it and you brush your teeth.....you can also get him to wear a condem. It's not nasty. OP: That really sucks. Hopefully she'll get over it.

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strawberryhtty 0

#45 YDI. stfu and quit acting like dumb ugly as twit.

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DynamicDave 11

@35: Was that a "my band" reference? If so, 1 to you! Also, let me just say that perdix is pretty much my idol.

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