By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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perdix 29

Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.

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cradle6 13

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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flockz 19

i would say throw popcorn at them, but then they might get the wrong idea.

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WolfFeathers 0

Well, I consider this a good thing. 15 dollars out of their pockets and into your paycheck!

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high_tower87 9

Pretty sad... You were easy to replace lok

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coletrain11 5

Boom. That just happened.

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heyred 11

What scum - he obviously knows where you work. He just wanted to rub it in your face.

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downtime 12

You don't know its a he you sexist douche.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Why is the first thing popping into people's heads OP's ex being gay? It's most likely a male who posted it, and his girlfriend who moved on so quickly.

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Garyy_fml 11

Nobody said OP's girlfriend is gay, at least I never thought of that.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

52 You CLEARLY misread my post. What I meant was, everyone is assuming OP is a girl. If "her" ex (Which you all assume is a guy) came to the movies with "his" new boyfriend, that would make him gay, get it? So now, my question is why do you assume OP's ex is gay, rather than OP being a guy? Makes more sense no?

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tennisrapper1 14

That's a short amount of time to get a new boyfriend obviously. Perhaps she was cheating and hooked up with the guy she was cheating on you with?

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downtime 12

NO, REALLY? Wow, you just blew our minds, nobody had thought of that possibility. You must be some kind of genius!

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Bellisima87 3

Maybe shes tryna make you jealous?!

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skinflint 6

girls never break up until they've cut a new buck from the herd. sad to say you got played. no big deal. happens to the best of us.

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KatherineAnne 7

If she broke up with him, probably yes...but if he broke it off with her she's off with a random guy to make him jealous knowing he worked there. I have gone out with someone to make someone jealous before.

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itssnotfunny 24

well no, I've had to break up with an ex because he was too clingy and controlling

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mrssuarez2011 12

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say..sounds like they weren't friends only at the time of yalls breakup.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Let him take your leftovers. She was so 24 hours ago lolololol Jk. There are plenty of women out there to find.

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