By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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You deserved it 2 632
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perdix 29

Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.

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cradle6 13

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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dehumanizer3000 0

You should be like "oh sorry that movie is sold out" and "sorry that's out of order" etc be a bitch ha! I would...

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baygirl564 9

Yes I'll like 2 tickets to.... Oh hi..

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QQMorePlox 18

Did you smit on that bitches pop corn?

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joseef17 0

U should've spit on their tickets!!!

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insanelyXnikki 18

You deserve it for using Q's in place of your G's. In all reality though, that does suck.

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nc21690 19

She did that on purpose if u dumped her shes trying to get back at you by making you jealous if she dumped you shes just being a bitch like she didnt know where you worked

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majorasshole 4

She's a ho. Was probably already banging him while you were together.

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mad_hatter0666 22

Nothing wrong with moving on. Which is my suggestion for you. :)

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