By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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perdix 29

Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.

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cradle6 13

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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RubberFreeDucky 4

Assuming that it's a girl; You shouldv'e just said she left her panties in your room, and asked how her yeast infection was.

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olpally 32

It means "original poster" of the fml.. welcome to fml noob

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DKjazz 20

Other things that'll come in handy to anyone new to FML: People are crazy about "your" and "you're" here. Be careful and reread your* post before you're* ready to submit it. Be respectful to your* fellow FMLers. You're* not the only one with feelings. Don't take thumbs too seriously. You can feel like you're* on top of the world if your* comment gets +200, but if you end up going negative, move on

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outwardmind 0

She's tryin to make you feel jealous. **** her - find a girl who isn't so mature. Enjoy life and becomes the best you possible

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Kukua 5

You want him to find a girl even less mature?

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z_impaler 4

I hope it's obvious to you that you didn't lose much..

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sou_fml 3

They were probably just a rebound.

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mosquito19 14

duh, she was already banging someone else before you broke up.

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jasjas 0

It's okay! He's the rebound guy. You KNOW she's still trying to get over you!

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redhead6 9

OP, yes, I feel sorry for you. That is horrible... But "TheBeastSwag", really? Ridiculous.

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