Love: Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked...

By Tonguetied0496 - 10/12/2012 07:21 - United States - Claremont

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Stacy's Mom

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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Monday 10 December 2012 16:05

Don't we all?

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 10 December 2012 16:07

We all know that's what you were thinking, though. A Freudian slip? I think not. It's better to get it out of your system now anyway, before they invite you over for holiday dinner. It's better than blurting out the day after "I enjoyed porking your mom last night." instead of "I enjoyed the pork your mom made last night."

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 10 December 2012 16:22

Mother of God •pulls down sunglasses• good luck explaining that one.

Myo_fml 20

Monday 10 December 2012 20:10

... I don't think the pulling down of the shades thing means what you think it means.

Ugi 26

Monday 10 December 2012 16:22

He knew that already!

metalhead4740 14

Monday 10 December 2012 16:25

A great man once said "the truth will always prevail". This proves it...

daner10 5

Monday 10 December 2012 16:35

's life

DocBastard 38

Monday 10 December 2012 16:37

That's when I would point out the shovel mounted above the fireplace. "No one would miss you, son. NO ONE."

lilhellian 26

Monday 10 December 2012 17:30

Doc answer this truthfully.. Is that skull one of your daughters ex's.. I mean a lost hikers' you found in woods...

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 10 December 2012 17:35

Sounds like something my husband would say, Doc. He always says "the day we find out we're having a daughter is the day I buy a shotgun". :P

spaboolly 26

Monday 10 December 2012 16:42

Those weren't exactly the greatest responses anyway. Of course you want to be with her/in her life if you're dating her. Pretty sure he wanted to know WHY you felt that way.