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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 407

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

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You deserved it 37 703

By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML

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You deserved it 109

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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You deserved it 37 775

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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You deserved it 247

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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You deserved it 2 592

Paco_el_Taco 17

Monday 23 April 2012 15:44

Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

cayytee 0

Monday 23 April 2012 15:45

poor girl..

Comments

afropuffjake 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 8:44

Everyone loves their own brand!

Arch27 27

Tuesday 24 April 2012 19:47

RUN, don't walk, AWAY!

anthony99 14

Tuesday 24 April 2012 20:22

The irony is strong with this one

ErykahRenfrew 3

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:24

You all take the situation far too seriously. It's And who cares...stay away from them! Simple.

adumbass0 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:49

Oh the irony

nvo 6

Thursday 26 April 2012 16:15

Sucks ... but judge your girlfriend only by her own actions, not by her parents'. Nobody chooses their famoly so this is a bigger FML for her.

loveandintegrity 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:24

Hypocrit

jessherself13 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:53

I feel bad for your girlfriend. Hopefully she broke the family chain in regards to alcohol abuse.

jachal 11

Wednesday 2 December 2015 20:57

I feel sorry for your girlfriend, and I hope you guys are still happily together, but I think I'd like to impart some wisdom with y'all. Just because her family doesn't work out, is no excuse to leave her. She may have gone through whatever hardships, but please don't let them deter you. My Beautiful had been through so much, and I know that she doesn't think she deserves to be with me, but I'm improving her life everyday. I'm trying, and she sees that. We both are trying for each other, and it makes us happy. So try, don't give up so easily.