Love: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over...

By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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Funny story…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Stacy's Mom

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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Parents vs. Parents

By hateparents - 11/10/2009 11:25 - Australia

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:50

You should have replied "Well obviously, your daughter likes me better, so suck on that!"

eitak 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:52

Don't worry, you're not dating the mom. Follow your heart.

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bebepatita 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:25

ouch. that hurts. but hey, it's you and her, not you her and her mom. Haha, i dont need to worry about this 'cause since the beginning my mom hates my bf, and vice versa.

ammali 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:46

How rude. Why do people say things like that right in front of you, even if they do think it? Good lord, no respect at all. Sorry, man.

meddude 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:49

#7 and #11 FTW

dcapp 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:25

aw i agree with 4 its whatevs her mom's a bitch just don't worry about it your girlfriend obvs sees something in you ps #19 .. took the words right out of my mouth

kellster 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:29

How incredibly rude!! All you can do is take the high road here. Ignore her. It's not her you're dating, anyway, though I realize she kind of comes with the package. Just do your best to be civilized and otherwise ignore it!

MaddieMonster 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:31

you should of been like "and i liked my old girlfriend's moms cooking better, but we can't have everything we want, right?"

BigLord 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:34

#3 is right. #4 is kinda right too, but unfortunately when you get together when somebody, you get together with their family too :/ Also, lol at #9

voguegirl4 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:40

awww I am so sorry. Just take the high road and always be nice and polite to her. If she still acts awful to you hopefully it won't matter because your girlfriend will appreciate the effort.