Love: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over...

By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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Funny story…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Stacy's Mom

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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Parents vs. Parents

By hateparents - 11/10/2009 11:25 - Australia

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:50

You should have replied "Well obviously, your daughter likes me better, so suck on that!"

eitak 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:52

Don't worry, you're not dating the mom. Follow your heart.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:13

"And you and your husband have the same styled mustache but you didn't hear ME saying anything about it!"

mk58 31

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:12

Haha, I would have liked to see the mother's face after this comment.

shadow_moses 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:26

/ listen to #11

neonoodle 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:40

#5 that was pathetic.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:40

woooooooowww that **** cant wait two seconds till after you leave she has to say it out loud in front of everyone? either she hated you so much that she just had to share or she was drunk in any case your ****** but if she was drunk than maybe she didnt mean it just her intial first impression of you and she said it out loud since shes probably seen the other guy more than just once and this is all shes had to compare him to naw mean? in any case if she says anythign again whip out your **** and slap that bitch in the face than tell her to start sucking till you cum like a volcano all over her face turning it into a jackson pollack painting

average_girl 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:42

wow what a rude snob. #3 is right

mastershake 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:45

thats ****** up

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:49

it prob wont last anyway

dammn 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:04

wow thats so mean , agreed with #4 (:

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:07

#14... punctuation. And please never speak.

Remegy 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:13

agreed with 4.... she was their inspiration when they came up with the term 'BITCH' just out of curiosity though, what did your girlfriend say or do after?