By CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML
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metallica_wins 20

Giving some mixed messages as a first impression. Bold, indeed.

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ThatsMyPie 20

To be trans- or not to be trans-, that is the question.

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Comments

Fmlsea 28

a little bit of gender issues is there ? or did you just mix up what you were saying sometimes if im listening to someone and then replying back sometimes I mix up words together .

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brandoneyez1 25

It's a good laugh, but I'm sure he knew what you meant.

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tigrouficele2012 44

My grandma once introduced herself as my aunt. I haven't let her forget it.

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FemskyD 26

Just laugh it off :) we all have those moments

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kewpiesuicide 29

OP doesn't secretly want to be trans. If he did, this wouldn't be an FML, it would be a coming out story.

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Schiffy 18

Well it would probably still be an FML, but it would have ended with "my mother didn't know about the sex change"

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vikky538 28

there you go...slipped the whole tongue out there..but interestingly what makes you do that...sorry OP it happens..

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hellnosucka 27

what a terrible idea. you should've said that you're Lisa's mother, instead.

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urinal_shitter 4

I would have enjoyed seeing the look on his mothers face as he introduced himself. Assuming she was with them when he did.

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