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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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Strike while the iron is hot

By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled

PremierWu1 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

Irony at its finest

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kgbjay 1

Friday 30 September 2011 20:03

He doesnt fix his own teeth....

roxyelizabeth 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:00

My orthodontist had horrible teeth but has won awards in his profession. I love my smile now (after 2 years of braces) and couldn't careless that his teeth are horrible.

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:12

"now let me make ur teeth as pretty as mine." *nervous nail biting*

mj_ok 9

Saturday 1 October 2011 3:59

New dentist?

brooks10101 1

Saturday 1 October 2011 4:18

Soooo wouldant stay with him

STMV 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 7:10

Well he can't really do his own teeth

naedangerdavey 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:43

It's not like a dentist can work on their own teeth dumbass, if you lived in a town with only two dentists, one had amazing teeth and one had none you would go to the one with no teeth cause they would have to do eachothers teeth.

peacelovepink26 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:39

same O.o

LouieLZ 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:07

You're both disgusting...

photogeek3 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:30

that means he is good cuz the other dentists aren't good enough to fix his teeth. :)

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