Health: Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML - FML

By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled

PremierWu1 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

Irony at its finest

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HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 30 September 2011 3:02

I had a similar issue with my proctologist. I don't know why he couldn't just get his shit together.

natashapower 5

Friday 30 September 2011 3:24

Is he British?

itzzblink 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:43

But a dentist can't operate on himself. I'd rather go to one with poor teeth than good.

suprmidgt 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:46

How are his assistants's teeth? If they're teeth are nice it may not be an issue, he doesn't work on his own teeth I'm sure of it. That or he missed the class about hygiene.

monkeywhizdude 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:55

That's what recommendations are for

citygirl645 8

Friday 30 September 2011 4:07

No one made you pick that dentist to go to

drawmesunshine 17

Friday 30 September 2011 15:00

I've been thinking it's an insurance thing.

najiiboo 10

Friday 30 September 2011 4:08

Well he can't exactly work on his own mouth...

jsaxon1996 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:12

Maybe that's what inspired him to become a dentist?

stacianichole 2

Friday 30 September 2011 4:30

Well, how bad are YOUR teeth?

yaitsabovavrage 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:55

I take it the office is on the corner of bum f**k and u gotta purty mouth..

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