By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 224
You deserved it 4 336
Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

TattooedToDeath 0

be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.

24 1
Waffleiron 0

I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.

23 2

Comments

lil_miss_shorty 2

I think she's cool if she's that confident in herself to show off something that people like you find disturbing. I would love a roommate like that!

0 0
honeydew4u 0

my old roommate/exbest friend did that too. she even had different voices for each one. its all good man, just go along with it, and move out asap XD

0 0
J1337Y 0

This is not a FML, your life rules! I would love a roommate like that ;D

1 0
tony8pie 0

As long as she doesn't make them wake up in the middle of the night and scratch your eyes out, you should be fine!

1 0
letthemxeatcake 0

That's AWESOME. But this should be on MLIA, not FML.

0 0
LadyAlathia 0

I don't know... could be YLIF if it goes far enough - like: "Oh Noo! Mr. Remote says 'I don't WANNA switch to the Playoffs! There's a Sex and the City rerun on!" Or... "Ms. Toilet likes her lid to be put DOWN at all times, Right, Ms. Toilet? 'That's right, sweetie!'" That stuff could drive a sane man to murder.

1 0
freepwnyride 0

ya definitely an MLIA

0 0
Mish_fml 0

Aw this is cute. (: I'd like a roomie like that, BUT only if her stuffed animals are not nocturnal.

1 0
LOKIM8 0

could be worse, my girlfriend does that

1 0
kathyfan 0

It could be worse. I had a roomate who never showered. At least your room doesn't smell.

1 0