Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout...

By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

Catkam623 27

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:10

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

Comments

iwadasn 32

Sunday 5 May 2013 20:36

This sounds like something from one of those "100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate" lists. Hopefully in about a week she'll tell you she was just kidding.

LyraAlluse 25

Monday 6 May 2013 4:55

Seems perfectly normal to me. I talk to my computer all of the time. I also talk to my car. I thought everyone did this.

Fedezzer 20

Monday 6 May 2013 18:58

It's normal to talk to computers and cars (to an extent of course) because THESE are inanimate objects you actually interact with, whereas talking to a cardboard cutout is just plain disgusting. Especially if that cardboard cutout is of the one person I could happily stab repeatedly with a grin on my face.

Martnikk 15

Monday 6 May 2013 8:59

Kill it with fire before it breeds

LGuard 13

Monday 6 May 2013 10:21

Actual conversations? As opposed to conversations that aren't really conversations? The use of 'actual' insinuates that part of the story is farfetched and we wouldn't believe it without you pointing it out.