Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout...

By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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You deserved it 4 741

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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You deserved it 4 023

By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 396

By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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You deserved it 3 899

DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

Catkam623 27

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:10

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

Comments

ElenaD_fml 2

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:52

Burn it.

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:01

Kill it. Kill it with fire. And then roadhouse kick some sense into her

cieloalicia 16

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:54

Do you mean roundhouse?

darkmis1 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:03

She's worse than a psycho. She's a bieber fan!

lowshadows 21

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:06

seriously, her ass up.

HeyImAmy 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:26

Can everyone stop? I understand that most of you, even the OP, don't like Justin Bieber but please keep it to yourselves! Telling the OP to burn a Justin Bieber cut-out or sleep with it or whatever is a bit extreme. The roommate likes Justin Bieber. I don't see what the big deal is. She can do whatever she wants. If she wants to have a Justin Bieber cut-out, then it's not a big deal! I just don't understand why people complain about what other people have or who other people like.

fdupagain 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 6:23

Because it makes them feel superior. That's why FML makes people feel better, not seeing that others have it worse. Honestly, most of the FML's are more funny then bad. Or they have no life, either or.

SlapAndTickle 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 7:00

Silly goose, did you forget you were on FML.

cosmosis 12

Sunday 5 May 2013 7:03

Here we go, another Belieber. Geezus. If it wasnt such a big deal to OP, it wouldnt be on here!

Calaraphea 16

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:03

No offence, have you seen Justin Bieber's twitter fan base? They've been in the news several times for literally threatening to kill people who say anything negative about him online.

Rababco 29

Wednesday 12 February 2014 5:10

@44 While I agree people have the right to like what they want, the fact that OP's roommate talks to a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber to the point of annoying OP is a problem. Plus, it's kind of creepy. It's like if OP's roommate played Justin Bieber music all the time; if OP's roommate wants to listen to Justin Bieber if she can but OP shouldn't have to listen to something she hates.