Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout...

By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

Catkam623 27

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:10

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

Comments

FrancesShiver 20

Sunday 23 March 2014 8:43

You shouldn't call her a psyko. Maybe she's mentally chanllenged but sweet.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 23 July 2014 13:42

Burn it!

ergone56 15

Tuesday 23 June 2015 15:46

I say burn it and every copy she gets in the future. she'll learn eventually

MrCommunism 19

Monday 13 July 2015 21:35

burn it

InsanityShard 23

Wednesday 15 November 2017 0:49

See this is why I know I'm probably counted as insane, but at least I know my action figures aren't talking back, can't, and I'm pretty much ranting to myself because I can't vent to others. Then again the school I was at caught me once and I got sent to a counseller. -_- Didn't help, just a one time free/forced visit to assess my mental health... Like that'll do much.