Miscellaneous: Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went... - FML

By ShadowBox - 12/03/2013 16:43 - Netherlands - Herveld

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

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ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:37

I still tend to have weird dreams like these occasionally, except now they're less Romantic-Comedy, more Saw. -_- On the bright side, I did meet someone a few weeks ago ^.^ Nothing official but we're getting there.

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 March 2013 19:23

Yup, he was definitely the "man of your dreams."

greenie213 23

Tuesday 12 March 2013 19:24

The lyrics are rather romantic.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:58

"Dreams" (Imagine dr evil saying this with quotes)

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:03

Damn you Rickrollers! You know how many **** site I got tricked into clicking!?

ShadowBox 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:23

...This is REALLY f*cked up. Whoever the hell you are, you stole my FML and slightly re-worded it. Seriously, I submitted this hours ago. If FML can IP check FML's that didn't make it through the moderation and compare, it will be blatantly obvious. I can even give the original poster name it was under.

Cryptic17_fml 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:29

The human subconscious is at work every night in every person wether or not you remember your dreams.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:40

Great, now that song is fRiCKing stuck in my head. On a side note, I enjoyed the twist this FML provided.

SaintJimmyxx 8

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:48

so I guess he really was the man of your dreams.

TKA2012 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 6:52

The heart wants what the heart wants

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 13 March 2013 7:01

Then again Dreams do come true!!!!

fatalwish 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 10:39

a truer troll there be not

LaffAtLife 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 21:04

That's my favorite on just dance 4

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