By Randiluck - 30/11/2012 01:00 - Canada

Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML
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DocBastard 38

These are normal meal-time conversations at the Bastard household. We throw in pus, the stench of dead colon, and blood just for good measure.

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fuzz97 23

Join the party! Talk about your vasectomy, your hemorrhoids, or any other gross medical issues in your life.

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sugarshane007 20

Well this is a shitty conversation. Seems like your old friends have some diarrhea of the mouth.

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iOceanus 18

It was a good attempt.

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winkydog4056 16

#18_Thank you for the endearing mental image. Gotta go, your comment made my butt itch.

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N3766 20

...but we both know you have more.

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DocBastard 38

These are normal meal-time conversations at the Bastard household. We throw in pus, the stench of dead colon, and blood just for good measure.

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aJaguarinRed 9

I, too, suffer from the mouth of a person in the medical field. Don't forget the lingering essence of dead and living drunks, their projectile vomit and bloody stool.

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ShyAnn29 14

I could also talk about ileostomies, and the unfortunate things that can happen, like when it leaks.

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Rick832 5

And we also can't forget the ever so pleasant scent of a lower GI bleed.

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iOceanus 18

Or discussing someone's stitches in their private place.

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Ameel_fml 19

I realized I was getting older when my friends stopped talking about things like shopping and boyfriends, and started talking about their embarrassing medical stories instead. :(

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PreviousFMLer 2

These are references to previous FMLs.

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buckdharma 37

It's time to develop some intestinal fortitude. Don't bowel down...

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Epikouros 31

And you can't even have anal sex when you're bored. FYL.

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BrotherTheo 31

On the + side you're not talking about your friends who have passed on. Count your blessings.

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