MY SHIT Do Not Eat!
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Show it anywayOP has to collect ALL bowel movements for 72 hours. Good luck OP I hope it's nothing too serious.
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Show it anyway#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.
Or keep it in a cooler with ice. Or put it in an ice-cream container, duct tape it shut, write your name all over it, and loudly and greedily proclaim it yours. If they open it after that, jokes on them :P
^^ this person's hilarious
Nice job high fiving yourself
Inability to read I do believe.
Yet you managed to write four.
I can just imagine one of the roommates saying, "Why does my food smell like shit..."
Label the tin or your poor housemates will get a nasty snack.
If your flatmates have ever done anything wrong to you this is your chance at getting them back. Simply write "chocolate pudding" on the container an let the hunger games begin. Or just hold it and do a really big dump in 3 days. You life is ****** either way.
Who writes chocolate pudding on something you don't want others to investigate?
Someone needs to learn to read first, process, THEN write reply.
Just tired. It happens, to me at least. My bad.
I hope none of them get the munchies in the next few days :-/
Is there a particular reason why you need a tin full of it instead of a regular sized sample?
Just hope no one mistakes it for chocolate :o
I really don't want to know what kind of chocolate you've been eating!
Perhaps now would be a good time to invest in a personal mini-fridge.
#11, it's not really an investment, it's an expense. An investment is money laid out in the hopes of recovering more money in the future. Now, if you had a plan to extort the mini-fridge money out of your roommates ("The doctor ordered me to store my shit in our refrigerator, and I'm too broke to buy my own.") and then sell it on Craigslist when you are done with it, that would be an "investment-grade strategy."
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Yet you managed to write four.
#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.