By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 05:42 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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D1B 0

Man I dont understand woman, she takes the effort the edit out her moustache in all of her online photos but cant get rid of it in real life :S

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st4rbucksisevil 0

She can be bothered to edit it out of all of her pics but not to shave it off? And YDI for dating online.

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aero_fml 0

YDI @ met with a girl from the internet. No need to read the rest

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

haha oh come on would any of you want a girl with a moustache? were all a bit shallow whether you want to admit it or not. and this guy is a loser :3 really? the Internet? try looking for a real girl

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alissann 0

hmmm...are you sure its even a girl? "Today, I find out that the girl i've been talking to over the internet, isn't a girl at all." FML

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datbitch36 0

you probably have something wrong with you too if you've been talking to girls on the internet for...a year and a half.

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manihateyou2 0

Well, considering you can't grow one, she makes up for your lack of manliness.

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perdix 29

This story reminded me of something that happened to me a long time ago. I met a girl (actual physical female adult human) at a party and she was a very pretty blonde with beautiful blue eyes, and a hot body. Things went great and we started making out and I noticed that something was wrong. Her face was covered with this light, blond fuzz. She couldn't be in ZZ Top, but it was a beard nonetheless! Ugh. Thanks for letting me unleash that repressed memory.

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Polionixon 2

really that is called peach fuzz and everyone has it. It's hardly even noticeable unless your a douche (like yourself) and pointing it out. (if you were just joking sowwy didn't sound like it)

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Yeah, everyone has a little bit (being mammals, and all), but you shouldn't be able to feel it! If I was a guy and I could feel a girl's facial hair, I'd probably be a bit upset, too. Sorry.

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perdix 29

Seriously, Polionixon, it was a LOT more than peach fuzz. The hairs were like 1/4 to 1/2" long. More like a kiwi fruit than a peach. It's a weird coincidence that the OP is from New Zealand. I am not a douche. I've accepted many women who are less than perfect, even though I am ;)

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misspeg 0

the girl should have waxed or shaved it if she knew she was going on a date. it's personal maintenance. but OP sounds a little shallow for bitching about her moustache. I know we are all shallow to an extent but for him to come back after finally meeting someone then report only on her moustache? come on.

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