Love: Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it...

By spastic hardon - 12/12/2013 21:01 - Australia - Templestowe

Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML

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By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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asapp78 16

Friday 13 December 2013 3:05

What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!

iAlissa 34

Friday 13 December 2013 3:06

Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."

Comments

davincidasecond 24

Friday 13 December 2013 4:31

And this is exactly why I have an overly long pass code lock on my phone. Because of dick moves like this.

HemoValencia 5

Friday 13 December 2013 4:40

that's an easy fix. send her one of yours to prove it's not the same. oh, wait... :p

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 13 December 2013 4:43

Put a password on your phone!

bertamay 6

Friday 13 December 2013 4:53

1. Your friends a dick. Haha get it? 2. She wasn't worth it if she wouldn't even hear your side. 3. You prrrobably should keep better watch of your phone next time bro.

krazymeatball77 7

Friday 13 December 2013 4:56

Put a lock on your phone.

BAD2891 4

Friday 13 December 2013 5:06

Im sorry bro, but you deserve it for letting your phone sit around a bunch of drunk idiots. Its just common sense that, that's a bad idea.

2_Fn_funny 6

Friday 13 December 2013 5:13

that was 'cocky' of your friend

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 5:23

Phone locks are a great invention...they stop dicks from getting into your phone...

kit_kat19 7

Friday 13 December 2013 5:34

Whether or not this is a YDI honestly depends on if the picture was yours, already on your phone, or if your friend just took one of his own. Sorry OP :(