By spastic hardon - 12/12/2013 21:01 - Australia - Templestowe

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Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML
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asapp78 16

What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!

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iAlissa 34

Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."

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Comments

yeongji 31

I won't be surprised if that "friend" of yours is trying to ruin your chances with her.

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thisguy22 33

I think the best solution in this scenario is to whip out your dick and prove it wasn't you in the picture... But that's just me.

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bazookajoey 27

Obviously she isn't worth your time if she isn't even willing to listen to your side of the story. Bitches come and go my friend

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gunnerblaster 21

Learn to password protect your phone, dumbass. YDI.

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Goblin182 26

YDI for losing you cell phone.

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pinchepriscyla 9

Awe just let her know you have asshole friends.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

#74 puns with the "that's a really XXXX situation" template never works. Ever. the ones above have done well.

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icadragoon 11

You could tell her, "sorry that was a pic my friend sent you of his dick, mine is much smaller". She might decide she still wants to talk to you, just to find out if it's true.

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bubbles808 3

That's horrible, but if you really like this girl you can turn this in your favor. Tell her you respect her way too much to do something so disrespectful, and you'll figure out who did!

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tje125 9

That's why you need a password on your phone

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theITguy 9

Quick, show her yours and she can see it was not you. :-)

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