By spastic hardon - 12/12/2013 21:01 - Australia - Templestowe

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Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML
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asapp78 16

What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!

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iAlissa 34

Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."

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tukies 28

Don't lock your phone, drunk friends will hack it. May lesson be learned there.

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hunts19ketchup 23

#23, I don't know very many people who are mentally together enough when they are drunk to hack someone's phone.

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stanchion 3

"But look! Mine doesn't resemble that picture at all!"

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cookie1207 19

Now show her yours and say " see mine looks different!"

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CyberGothic 16

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

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ZY1431 24

perfect example of using a phone lock.

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Linemanmike 17

No no no. See he was being a good friend cuz now you can be like "nah that ain't mine, I'm much bigger"

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brandoneyez1 25

At least whip it out and show her it's not urs. No?

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Gpro67 9

Maybe you should put a pass code on your phone that only you know

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hunts19ketchup 23

As opposed to a pass code that everyone knows?

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howdoilogin 9

Get your "friend" to tell her the truth, then kick him out of your life.

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