Transportation: Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I...

By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By Alex - 16/01/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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Sannekee 18

Thursday 19 November 2009 9:00

You bitch about 2 miles?

popatia 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:54

Why would he nearly hit you if he was going to offer you a ride? It doesn't make any sense to me.

Comments

raggi5 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:39

dude... grow up its 2 miles... as i say this, im waking 3 to get home... panzy

BigOso805 1

Monday 11 July 2011 7:10

Yeah its 2 miles and u have a bike u lazy ass

Juliet4evr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 3:15

You might want to look before you do something like that. And two miles? Omg you're gonna die.

BigOso805 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:09

Really?? Ur bitching about 2 miles on a bike?

memyselfandI07 1

Monday 5 March 2012 3:12

Omg i LOL'd too much at this.

Seirye 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 10:52

I'm a overweight fatass and can say that 2 miles is ******* NOTHING. Go complain somewhere else princess.

Evilbear 16

Sunday 22 July 2012 9:59

seriously, 2 miles? I ride my bike 6 miles to school, and 6 miles back. Even when it's raining, freezing or something like that. So STFU about those 2 miles

IVEATEEWA 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:05

Are you ******* kidding me? Obviously you need to start walking or riding more often.... I'm overweight and I walk 2 miles to school.. It's nothing. Stop complaining . And you need to workout if you can't ride your bike 2 miles...

xtreame101 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 5:53

Only two miles, and you're complaining? People these days.....

DippinGrizzly907 27

Tuesday 23 April 2013 8:44

Oh no! 2 miles?!? Boo ******* hoo. Deal with it and get some exercise

DippinGrizzly907 27

Tuesday 23 April 2013 8:50

It's sad how lazy some people are nowadays. You shouldn't be taking the bus if you only live 2 miles away and own a bike. Save the money and start riding you pussyfoot