Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors'...

By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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Mi24hind 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:16

I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.

Shadow1368 17

Monday 11 July 2011 23:15

Stalkers.

Comments

distressedamsel 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:02

this makes me a little hesitant to meet my neighbors...

ehampton 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:04

WTF IS THAT THERE FOR???

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:09

Holy shit boners is thumb downed

Jumpingmonkey 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:34

maybe they were just astronomers?

bloodshedblack 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:53

don't you ******* knock??

Osito2011 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:39

maybe they use it to look at the moon in your window.

TobyFunke 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:40

Who would peep with a telescope?! You cant spy on someone with one unless they are like miles and miles and miles away, its not for getting a better look at something 50 feet away, thats binoculars, so get over yourself, everyone in the world isnt trying to bang you, probably beat anyways and thats why you have to make up situations where people are stalking you