Animals: Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead,...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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oh_merde 11

Monday 23 July 2012 15:58

This could be a horror movie... Or a game. Angry, zombie birds.

shnaky_fml 0

Monday 23 July 2012 15:58

I can't believe the bird didn't fly away :o

Comments

Ensanity 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 14:26

Christ. I've been in that situation just with a baby rabbit. Definitely FYL OP.

jarockstar27 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:12

OMG! That's horrible! The poor thing:(

Sandman578737 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:34

Hahahahaha that is all

loohoozuuhuur 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 14:59

Lol yeah

ohiostud2612 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:30

Are you sure the first time was an accident birds arent that small. Unless you had jungle grass im sure you could see it. No wonder you cant sleep. Better watch out for his friends.

dciano94 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:30

I did the same thing but it was rabbits one got its ear cut off and the other one didn't make it.

bautista123 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:40

Lol

sfgirljulez 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:24

Okay mowing over it a second time thats just heartless

rockurheart 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:35

awmagawhd D: ffffff

Taylor112999 1

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:20

That's mean D: at least you put it out of misery I guess

Magg1edudle5 6

Thursday 26 July 2012 5:01

first of all, I feel bad for you that you feel very bad, but considering the bird did not fly away could have inferred it had a serious medical condition, and if anything you put it out of its misery, and either way, whatever everybody sais about a hammer, it's dead now, and was most likely in too much shock to feel anything, so don't feel bad! it was an accident,