Animals: Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead,...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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oh_merde 11

Monday 23 July 2012 15:58

This could be a horror movie... Or a game. Angry, zombie birds.

shnaky_fml 0

Monday 23 July 2012 15:58

I can't believe the bird didn't fly away :o

Comments

sweetmama88 6

Monday 23 July 2012 23:28

Gee I wonder why you can't sleep

rockerlove2013 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 0:11

Good I hope you can't sleep that's soooo mean why didn't you just take it to the vet????

compasseagle89 8

Tuesday 24 July 2012 0:44

are you serious? while it's terribly unfortunate, it's unlikely that the bird would survive long enough to get a vet after being mutilated with a mower. it's even more unlikely that a vet would operate on an animal in that state anyway. meanwhile, it would be suffering the entire time. your solution is more heartless than you seem to think.

rockerlove2013 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 4:42

Ok then I'd rather have a dead bird that I can put in the ground instead of waking up to bird bits all over my lawn so bring the bird to the vet would have been the best solution so the vet could put it down instead of a blade going over it again

susanturk66 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 0:31

How do we know that the bird wasn't trying to kill it's self? I'm sure if it wasn't then it would have flown away unless he decided to speed up... -_-

lilicoco_fml 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 0:54

I'm a major animal fanatic, and it's my profession, this person did the right thing. There is nothing a vet would have been able to do for it, and it would have suffered longer.

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 24 July 2012 0:55

"Just take it to the vet" Yeah ******* right. Trust me, odds are the most the vet could do was put it to sleep - if it didn't die in agony on the way there.

deedeee 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 1:31

Lol :/

Vixen_Vicious 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 1:35

Probably a good thing you can't sleep, you'll need your wits about you. You've seen the movie, The Birds, right?

daltonromanowski 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:34

This happened to me a few years ago but it was a snake. I didn't want it to suffer but I felt sooo bad. :( Don't be too hard on yourself though, accidents happen.