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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

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By Owie - 09/11/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Lea - 16/01/2012 20:18 - Denmark

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

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RayneSmytson 24

Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

Don't all toasters say that?

narrowords 18

Monday 7 April 2014 22:56

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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rdenkewicz 11

Monday 7 April 2014 23:50

You could have turned the toaster off first!

Jakob2255 12

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:09

really think about it. you turn it off it is still hot from use. go turn the stove off after use and touch it lol

ofinnocencepast 4

Monday 7 April 2014 23:50

maybe you should clean your toaster more often..

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 April 2014 23:56

I have never seen that before...I'll have to take a look at mine...unless it's the brave little toaster and doesn't say that...

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:08

Really? You're blaming the toaster for you burning your finger on it? Lame. You TOTALLY deserved it!

Jakob2255 12

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:10

hmm hot surface lets go touch it

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 1:03

This girl is on fire.

Boeneman 3

Tuesday 8 April 2014 1:19

dumbass

letsgooo_fml 23

Tuesday 8 April 2014 1:20

You're not exactly the sharpest crayon in the box.

1947Chevy 17

Tuesday 8 April 2014 1:32

People like you are why we have those labels

smurfnipples44 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 1:43

How stupid can you be?

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