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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
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narrowords 18

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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GnomeInSpace 11

So wait...you turned it on, waited until it heat up and THEN decided to touch it? Oh so sexual :P

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BootheGhost 6

Not sure why this is downvoted, i chuckled at this.

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Credibleskills 28

This isn't really an FML, why would you touch the top of a toaster while it's on?

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VeganVampyre 26

Helpful comment for the win Oh no, wait a minute... Sorry.

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falconjade 19

#59, she made an attempt at wittiness and I think she succeeded. You, on the other hand, have only succeeded at being at ass.

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Dman131 10

Now someone should make a "helpful toaster" meme.

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rocker_chick23 27

You're the reason the toaster companies need to put a warning on their products.

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Dr_Hannibal 2

Don't know if that's true though, if the manufacturer hadn't written anything, OP wouldn't have touched it ;)

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rocker_chick23 27

Unfortunately common sense seems to be lacking in some people.

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askullnamedbilly 33

And that's what happens when you don't clean your kitchen appliances on a regular basis.

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