By anonymous - 12/12/2014 01:17 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML
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cakefete2 30

You might just have the productivity equivalent of beer goggles. If you drink, set a limit. Don't use this as an "excuse" to descend into alcoholism.

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Ayuki_fml 18

Looks like you found the secret to your productivity.

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isabellasimone 18

I'm sure there's another way to make yourself a productive person. You just have to figure it out!

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wvcheesehead 13

If you are not a trying to be a productive cab or truck driver... drink up and produce.

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mosquito19 14

it's alcohol making you think that way just like drunk people think they can drive. you're not really productive at all.

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clmartinez1024 7

you know he's not productive because you know him in real life, right? not just being a dick?

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sdroze1389 31

don't worry you're not an alcoholic, they go to meetings. drunks are either super high or super low functioning

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Fuhkyoo 17

the family and I wanted to talk to you... we think you have a drinking solution....

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