By a.baybay - 07/01/2010 06:03 - United States

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Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Kunamosity 0

You can expect that with long distance boyfriends...

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allen20 0

how do you have phone sex?

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Str3amingcolors 0

aweh hon he's oviously a major ducher, like seriously phone sex? wow. dump him, long distances don't end up working out in then end anyways...:(

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ms_not_so_happy 0

well... if u have fun too...

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pwincessa23 1

what's phone sex? how does that work? hmm I'm so confused....

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amberbby69 6

When you have sex with your phone, duh! haha, jk. How do you not know what it is? But if you really don't know, look it up on urbandictionary.com

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gamer_girl 0

to clear up for all the clueless confused people, phone sex is when you ********** at the same time as your partner. While you are both doing so, you are simultaneously on the phone so you can say sexy stuff and hear eachother moan. i think. if im wrong, feel free to correct me

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lizamaphone 6

close... you dirty talk and stuff too. not that I've done it.

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McrFreak2011 0

Hmm reminds me of my ex towards the end of our relaitionship... now he calls for phone sex booty calls...

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ashash8295 7

this happened to me except he lived close and was to lazy to come see me so I dumped him. :)

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laliique_31 0

oh! an i thought i was the only one that had a boyfriend like that!!! the only thing is that we last only 2 months! :@

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