Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color...

By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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Thursday 8 August 2013 0:07

That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*

engineerosaurus 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:07

Extra protein?

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:44

I hope you didn't find the mouse in your hair

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 15:45

How did it get into the shampoo? How was there enough to turn it pink? How could a mouse get onto the end if the pump part? Weird.

djinnyf 12

Monday 12 August 2013 6:28

H.. How?!

whyuacactus 4

Monday 12 August 2013 8:58

at least does your hair smells good right

usernamessuckass 1

Friday 16 August 2013 3:26

That's so hardcore!

spookycat32 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:16

eeewww ... just eeewww

keylo0806 7

Monday 26 August 2013 23:53

Mouse Blood! The shampoo of champions!!!

PJLJ 6

Friday 30 August 2013 5:09

When you say it to me it sounds amazing

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 13:40

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's mouse blood.

Federgirl 19

Friday 7 February 2014 20:51

omg that's sooooo gross!!!

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