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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
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MrConcise 34

The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.

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Wizardo 33

Drake the type of dude to fart in a toilet and flush...

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thecman25 14

Drake the kind of guy that just sucks no matter what

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Wizardo 33

Drake the type of dude to pretend fall asleep in the car so his homies have to carry him into the house.

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StiffPvtParts 43

The mouse was probably squeaky clean after being in the dishwasher for so long, however, that doesn't make it any less gross *~*

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badmandilon 19

#3, as gross as it may sound, I would prefer eating a mouse than drinking bleach, this last one choice would jeopardize my health or life in a bigger way than the first one.

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meli1195 31

obviously someone didn't get the joke

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badmandilon 19

#40 I did that to get negative attention and it worked, buried in down votes. XD

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MrConcise 34

The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.

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MrConcise 34

@25 - Yeah, my bad. Something about my wiring makes mouse and rat interchangeable, even though I know the difference.

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Angeuh_fml 21

It wasn't Ratatouille but a far cousin ;)

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tantanpanda 26

rattatouille is just the name of the future restaurant, the rat's name is Remy

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macros 12

And you have been eating off those dishes for who knows how long...

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Shawn2095 18

Guess you can say your dishes were squeaky clean

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ckerane 16

I guess somebody needs a new dishwasher

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GeekGirl2000 13

um... or OP could just do all of the dishes again and clean the dishwasher while looking for the source of the mouse problem? ...but no, obviously paying for a new dishwasher is necessary...

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