By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
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Top comments

infinitegrace 21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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DocBastard 38

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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kittykawaii 1

It's bad to keep condoms in your wallet because chances are it's broken.

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buttcramp 21

condoms can "expire" lol once my husband and I found one in an old suitcase of ours and when we opened it all the lubrication was groooooss! I'd throw this thing away, OP! haha and plus, left in a wallet or glove box, condoms can become weaker and more likely to break or have a small hole.

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tuffykat 8

it's probably expired tooa!! are you even trying to get laid!?!? Lmao

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shortunbiased 6

I wonder what else you could find in there

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heyyyaubrey 9

ydi for putting a condom in your wallet in the first place.

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thepelvicwoo 8

No shame in that!! The right one will come along.

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robertmil90 10

Mine did too once

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