By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
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You deserved it 14 027

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Top comments

infinitegrace 21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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DocBastard 38

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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Comments

TheImaginarySong 16

Do all men keep their condoms in their wallets? I've heard of keeping them in the car but never in a wallet.

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Mickey0186 11

Most guys keep it in their wallet, your wallet in by you at all times, but not always your car...

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MasqueradePrince 25

If you leave condoms in cars during warm months the condoms can get to hot and Become faulty.

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TheMathMajor 26

You're not supposed to store them in a wallet either. There's too much friction and it wares them down so that it's less reliable.

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skittyskatbrat 19

#15 Many do. But any that read directions or had a decent sex ed course will keep a box at home, and then put in a fresh one before going out or if they think they might need it. They don't store it there!

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LowExpectations 30

I only keep my condoms at home or expect my lady caller to have some at her place. I never plan on having sex in some random place let alone have sex with someone willing to do it in a random location.

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Zebediabolical 39

If I think I'm going to have a shot I carry a couple in a hard-sided case that I got from Planned Parenthood. Better safe than HIV+!

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perdix 29

#11, is "gold" slang for "surprise pregnancy?"

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jeepers_1 21

Anyone who keeps a condom in their wallet is stupid. Obviously you want to end up with a baby. Maybe you should read directions, every box of condoms says never ever do that! The friction and heat in your wallet wear down the condom making it more susceptible to breakage.

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

I only thumbed you up because the second half of what you said is true. However, it seems to me that carrying a condom means that he DOESN'T want a baby.

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Sports_guy3 28

So carrying a condom around now =/= possible pregnancy? I must be out of date then.

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jeepers_1 21

Well why would you keep a condom in your wallet if you didn't want a baby? I mean it increases chances of breakage, which is likely to result in a baby...

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CaptNomNom 17

Lucky for you, I'm a dude that carries a female's wallet that's always in my bag. Haha. Oh wait...is this why mine's never used as well?

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HortonThelephant 15

Probably need a bigger one by now, right?;)

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Considering OP is grown up enough to be walking around with a preservative in his wallet, I think his Johnson's also past the growing point.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

More like as in "expired condoms might cost you more than you bargained for"

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kmartFTW 12

In that case, I'd go buy a new pack and throw that one out! Stay optimistic OP!

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mac8080 7

Well at least you have a condom better renew it

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kinky44 28

Thats why you throw away used condoms, not put em in your wallet.

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Mickey0186 11

if you throw away used condoms it won't leave stains... just saying

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