By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
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Top comments

infinitegrace 21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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DocBastard 38

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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thisisg 9

at least there's not an unwanted pregnancy. :)

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JKROB 16

you aren't supposed to keep condoms in your wallet.

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Levvy 22

Cliche though it is, better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it, I suppose.

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SWA_EMT 5

That's because you're an Arsenal fan. GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!!

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saocrates 16

This year you guys shouldn't even open your mouths. Of all the big teams in the world, yours is just awful. My Manchester buddy has given up on soccer cause of it lol. Arsenal look damn good with Ozil. With that said, HALA MADRID!

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Harrison38 5

the materials that make up wallets dry condoms out. making them easier to break so I wouldnt putbit there

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missyb94 6

You realize it says on the box to NOT carry condoms in your wallet right???

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rs7797 9

you must never get laid , start jacking.off before.it leaves a mark.

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