By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
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arsenalfcboy 6

I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.

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Top comments

infinitegrace 21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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DocBastard 38

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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Comments

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Stop ******* bareback, then, it's not healthy !

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skittyskatbrat 19

Time to get rid of the condom. Basic condom care; don't double them, only use the right lubes, and keep them away from heat and friction. No car gloveboxes, and if it's in the wallet, throw them out and replace them every few weeks. Be glad you didn't have a use for it after those first few weeks, or your nickname would now be Daddy.

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JMichael 25

Get out, more often!

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worldclassrager 39

Take it out...keep it in your glove box...if you have a car...

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martin8337 35

Haven't gotten any lately?

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Dom_Olivares 12

You should go ahead and throw it away. It has a higher chance of breaking since it was in your wallet for that long.

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