By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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CrazyManNo9 29

Yeah, I used to smell like smoke even though I didn't. Second hand scents, me thinks. Or, it's just your vivid imagination. Are you afraid of pigs? ...Grin...

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bigAC 6

bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips......

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G97Alex 21

... are actually not needed for this recipe, so you can put them back in the fridge.

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Plaasmaa 4

*... Are actually need for this recipe,so you can't put them back in the fridge. There, I fixed it for you.

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Kueezy 6

Any guy would love to work out with you since you smell so good!

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deerhunter2011 0

If your a vegetarian how do you know it's bacon you smell like

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Doortje 29

Because she's vegetarian, not nose-less. Moron.

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shibbysgirl 4

Cos the rest of the world isn't veggie, duh.....

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KiddNYC1O 20

It had to be an egotistical hunter.

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1bluesky1 6

I was thinking the same thing man. No worries.(:

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matt120784 0

Giggity? Piggity! It's BACON!

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perdix 29

Bathe in tomato juice and wear clothes made if lettuce. It won't fix your smell problem, but you'll be delicious!

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Buttsexpirate 9

"And bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips"

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