By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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neorok 5

Bacon, huh?! I think your body is telling you something ;P Now got get some B&E!!!

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L_Lovegood 19

Although it might be unpleasant for you, with you being a vegetarian and all, then isn't it better than smelling like a carton of yoghurt that has been opened and left outside of the fridge for a week? AND, thanks to modern beauty ideals, there is always the magic solution: deodorant.

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baab_fml 3

so if you smelled like brussel sprouts that would've made you feel better?

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stevenmx86 7

Your body is sending you a sign *ghastly voice* "Stop being an uninformed douche and eat a hamburger"

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Vegetarianism has nothing to do with being uninformed. In fact, most are very well informed. It's a choice. Deal with it.

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romcnulty 2

i think this is one of the best fmls ever

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mcbobob 0

here piggy piggy I want ya in ma belly noooowwwwwwww an who ever said pigs are vegetarians errrr no they eat meat that's why you never piss off a pig farmer

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VampireRain17 6

You know, SO WHAT? Big deal! I mean seriously, you are saying "F**k my life!" which is essentially saying your life is worthless and you wish you'd die all because you smell like bacon?! Bacon smells great, and if it's that big a deal, PUT SOME DANG PERFUME ON, OR EXTRA DEODORANT!!! Get OVER yourself!

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