By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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mattrd_fml 31

Just lick yourself when you sweat. Now you can taste bacon and still be a vegetarian!

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shibbysgirl 4

I'm veggie and occasionally have the same thing, it's gods way of putting us off bacon, lol

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trellz17 19

So umm can I like...lick you? Sorry I just wanna taste

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bubo_fml 10

I'd prefer that to a fat bastard carnivorous who smells of cabbage!!

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skyeyez9 24

I have heard of people with metabolic disorders who smell unusual, in your case bacon.

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haled9 3

Dude lucky I love bacon!!!!!

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synonymous 1

If you're too thin (i.e., anorexic), you could be smelling the burning of your muscles. Having an oddly (and usually badly) scented sweat can be a side effect (among other things) of such disorders. :/ Might want to have your body fat levels checked.

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