By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Doortje 29

Your sweat will bring all the boys to the yard...

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Seriously... gross.

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Ironripster 0

are u fat, cause i dont like fat bacon

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mysterious_chan 7

Ew- but yum. ^_^

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Don't listen to them saying it's a "sign" OP, I've seen what the "all American" diet has done to people I love. It's something preventable, so it makes it all the more frustrating to watch someone surfer because of it.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Surfer? Wtf lol. Ahem, *Suffer.

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leadman1989 15

Does that leave you A. Horny B. Traumatized C. Neither D. Both so you roll around on the floor with bacon wanking off. I think we've solved your problem.

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Mattador_fml 0

That must attract the bigger guys ;)

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ShelboTron 0

It's because your body is just trying to tell you what it's really wanting. Stop depriving yourself.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

You're right, my body really wants some shrooms, I should stop depriving myself today already.

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