By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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IPoopedOnU 12

It's telling u that u need to EAT SOME GODDAMN BACON! ?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Oh my god, you intolerant bastard. If they don't want to eat meat, they don't have to bloody eat meat so long as they supplement with other proteins to meet their daily requirement.

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kitsune3 20

Okay, first...In the case of an animal, the term is "herbivores." Second, no, they aren't. They'll eat meat as readily as anything else. They'll even resort to cannibalism if they're starving and there's no other food. They'll eat other animals alive. Nice try, dear, but you failed.

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Monkey1708 2

you must be a pig.....

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TheWicked 4

woah.. imagine having sex with someone and they start smelling like bacon.. epic!

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whyistheskyblue 4

If you take a daily shower and eat more berries, then you won't be a "pig". Or go Vegan...

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codplayer2442 1

I'd kill to have the sent of becon

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P374RD3D 9

Bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And seaweed strips BOO!!!

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Batman846 0

How is that possible!!!!!!!!!!

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Bludmagnus 13

That is called "God's sense of humor".

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