Transportation: Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:32

Creepers gonna creep

DocBastard 38

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:39

That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...

Comments

onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:18

Well he was just being polite to you back. You gave him your seat, so he offered you a seat too! Sure it may have had something poking you for a bit but it's either that or standing. Hahahahahahaha. But that is creepy. But lots of older guys seem to be creepy. I guess they think "I'm old, I don't care anymore! I'll flirt with the teens!!" Haha.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:22

That when u hit him with the Jenna marbles face >:s

godisnowhere41 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:40

JustinBieber??

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Monday 2 April 2012 16:23

"Bing Bang Boom! That's how babies are made."

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:34

He's still got it!

TheFamilyElf 17

Sunday 1 April 2012 20:34

That's the kind of old person I wanna be. Take every opportunity I can to make dirty jokes, then blame it on my age, all the while laughing inside at how uncomfortable everyone around me is. At least... I hope that's what he was doing.

BrysGirl27 14

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:08

Hahaha hmmmm....not awkward:)

shahroni1 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:12

its so nice off you that you offered him a seat.

mercymedical 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:19

Is that really something worth bitching about? Get ugly. You'll get hit on less.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 April 2012 21:22

Ummm, yes. You being kind to someone and in return they (old man) offers you to sit on his lap like if you're his bitch is worthy to complain. The elderly expect the younger generations to respect them while they act like assholes just for the hell of it.