Geek: Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend...

By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 17:00

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

By Mom - 17/07/2023 15:00

Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2011 15:59

Did you ever think about addressing this problem a little earlier?

Doortje 29

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:00

YDI for letting it get that far. Just throw his stuff out and change the locks. The guy is 38 for ****'s sake.

Comments

lu95 16

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:36

someone watches a bit too much step brothers

damoDYNAMITE 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:39

is it seananners?

RKD 23

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:42

I would try to convince him of the reality of that I would one day no longer be there and just try to help him see how things need to change, you might want to get some counseling and see how you are enabling him, my heart goes out to you op, I know how hard it can be when you want to help your family and you know that your help is no longer helping but hurting and yet you can't kick them out, I would see a counselor and try not to burden myself with guilt. If you don't have/can't afford a counselor, then a member of the clergy might be able to help, they are often overlooked as a source of comfort and support-good luck to you and your son, don't lose hope and don't blame yourself, just try to look for solutions!

k3l05 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:43

wow.. maybe you should find him a step brother so they can wear night vision goggles and do karate in the garage together too!! lmao

htb2050 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:44

your son has the best life any one can dream of! 38 and playing games which you buy him. and after you die he is going to buy them off of your money.

Taylor64 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:53

talkk about a 40 year old virgin.. haha.

Spewn 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:57

Make him do a barrel roll, and everything will be fixed.

jdengel 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:57

you life is F'd now, but you do deserve it for letting him stay that long

eff5 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:04

he's not too old for a spanking

FlashBurn 13

Friday 29 April 2011 0:05

It's your house. Better yet... sell it, don't tell him where you're moving and let him fight on his own. I may be a gamer but I have a full time job and working on an education! Well, the girlfriend part is still a work in progress, but I have an excuse. KICK HIM OUT!