Health: Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After... - FML

By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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You deserved it 187

By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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You deserved it 21 622

Skittish

By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Top comments

betseyville 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:09

I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.

FreakHead 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:51

O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone

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awesome576 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:28

hahahahahahahahaha that really helped ur head hahaha

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:09

You are my hero.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:29

Ouch, I'd take another one :P today isn't your day huh?

ily1210 10

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:35

ohh FYL ive hit my head on an open cabinet b4, hurts like hell i tihnk you should go take another pill :)

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:36

did it knock some sense into you?

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:38

Oh, please. You fail at joking.

canttaketheheat 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:41

oh the irony...

g3rusz 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:43

At least now you know why your head hurts...

fmlizmiilyfe 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:46

omg like i modded thiz 1!!!!!!!! and SO COOL #23!!!!!

iya_imhannah 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:47

fail.

aeslehc_ 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:52

Painkillers are not instant, regardless of their strength, rushing will not make them work any faster and had they not rushed, they would have closed the cabinet.

lawlita 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:59

Sometimes people just forget. Live and let live, please.

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Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

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Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML

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Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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