By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 629
You deserved it 21 941

almostadult tells us more.

Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D

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Gee, I just can't imagine WHY s/he moved out... *eyeroll*

Get drunk again, maybe you resume your previous state of mind and you'll remember where they are ~Life Advice Lamp

Actually there is already a Home Alone 3. There are apparently 5 films in the series, so this would be #6.

what's the other two? I only know of 3.

My only question is what your roommate did to deserve that LOL.

schreibergx93 19

FML gold right here. Both YLS and YDI. Sorry OP ??

What a surprise that your roommates moved out with behavior like that.

People who set 'pranks like that are a$$holes. You are one too. Glad it got you. YDI

reminds me of the time I tried to scare my brother and ended with with a bloody nose.