By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
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almostadult 9

Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D

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mds9986 24

You sound like an entertaining drunk.

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blu4yu 8

Haha this reminds me of the time I visited my great grandmother, who has dementia btw, and opened the cabinet to get a cup when a glass of chuncky, spoiled milk fell on my head. it must have been at least a week old

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almostadult 9

Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D

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mds9986 24

You sound like an entertaining drunk.

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emeraldisle 30

Your roommate sounds like a smart bloke. I prefer Ireland too. ;)

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capnbzarr 43

I'm glad to see this was part of an ongoing prank war, and not just unilateral jerkery. I gave you a YDI at first, but with the followup you earned a YLS in addition.

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mduckie101 21

Honestly this is one of my favorite FMLs.

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LivToFail 28

@ 44 I think his drunk self would win haha.

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False_Stupidity 41

Lol, you said that you're an immature brat.

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DaDezza244 31

How is he a brat, may I ask? I'm sure everyone has the inner child that make us inmature

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PhoenixChick 26

Are you missing paint cans or a flamethrower?

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JusstJef 16

Nice move. Sounds like something that I would do.

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assassinmaster 22

i pressed YDI so many times that the FML app stopped responding

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Nygma 14

This goes along with a thing in psychology called state congreunt memory, which basically means that when you're in a specific state, you'll remember things that happened in that state easier and more clearly. So if you want to try and remember any more traps, get drunk again and have a sober friend ask and right down where the others are.

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