By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 629
You deserved it 21 941

almostadult tells us more.

Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D

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SNR1979 2

Drunk you is an a**hole! Good luck with the rest of your day!

_TasteTheRainbow 24

Congratulations, you played yourself.

That's awesome, I haven't heard a good 'antique' story in a while, it's epic you did it to yourself

I clicked you deserved it because you did ?? but I thought this was hilarious! I would probably do the same though :P